The Return of BigBoobenstein by Jeff O'Brien
Author:Jeff O'Brien [O'Brien, Jeff]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Best Sack
Published: 2024-01-02T00:00:00+00:00
5.
A half hour later the dancers took an intermission and the DJ took over on the background noise. Mary and Maddy, now clothed in black leather bikinis and matching feather boas around their necks, came out and had a seat at their familyâs table.
âWhat did you think, everyone?â Mary asked after taking a sip of ginger ale.
âSplendid!â their honorary aunts sang out.
âTruly, truly, breathtaking,â Tom added, the host of their honorary uncles.
âYou two are stars,â Herman slurred, now far beyond hammered.
âMy dears, I have never been prouder,â Adelaide said and began tearing up.
Every head at the table turned to Ron.
âI love you two girls,â he said. âWith all my undead heart. And though I admit it isnât yet sitting well with me, you are amazing at what you do. And because it makes you two so damn happy, I too couldnât be prouder.â
âThanks, Daddy!â the twins cheered. They each got up to plant a kiss on his cheeks.
âWho were those two girls that staked you?â Tom asked.
âYeah!â Herman cut in. âWeâd sure cherish a nice meet-and-greet with them too!â
âThat can be arranged,â Maddy said. âThere they are, over at the bar.â
âHey Suzie and Louise!â Mary called out to them. âCome on over here, will ya! Some fans would like to meet you!â
âBeauties!â Tabby and Melissa said.
âTheyâre twin sisters too!â Mary informed the table. âAnd you wonât believe what they have to say about us.â
The two girls approached the table, wearing only high heels and pink see-through thong-bikinis. Their hair was done up with bandanas making the perfect pin-up girl look. Though they were not completely identical like Mary and Maddy, they bore much resemblance. One was a tad taller and thicker than the other
âHi, gang,â the taller one said. âIâm Suzie.â
âAnd Iâm Louise,â the other said. âItâs such a pleasure to meet you all. Weâve heard so much about you! Especially you, cutie,â she said looking at Herman.
âAww shucks,â the hernia growled.
âTell them what you told us when we first met,â Maddy urged the other twins.
âWe always dreamed of being exotic dancers,â Louise said. âBut we were too afraid to give it a try because of our scars.â
âScars?â Adelaide asked, then looked closely and saw that both girls had light pink scars and what appeared to be old burn marks scattered around their bodies. âYou were so good at your dancing we didnât even notice!â
âOur family had a car accident when we were kids,â Suzie informed them. âWe got burned and banged up pretty bad. So we never thought weâd live out our dreams of dancing like this. Then we came here one night and saw Mary and Maddy in action. We figured, shit, if they can do it and get a positive response, why the hell shouldnât we?â
âThatâs right,â Louise cut in politely. âSo we came to amateur night a few weeks ago and voila! Here we are. And we get the privilege of working with our new friends and inspirations, Mary and Maddy.â
âThat is so beautiful!â Adelaide cried. âReally girls, I canât tell you just how amazing that is to us.
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